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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

When should I use the best sunscreen for oily skin?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

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No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

How do you dry your hair fast?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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